Love & Hate
As any former choirboy will know, wine is mentioned a lot in The Bible. Funny how they don’t talk about the quality much.
You read “Jesus, knowing that tonight was his last night on earth, offered his disciples wine”, or “King David, being full of internal conflict, drank a lot of wine, and then went home to give Queen Bathsheba a good seeing-to.”
But you don’t read, “Jesus, knowing that tonight was his last night on earth, offered his disciples an unpretentious little Sauvingnon with undertones of blackcurrant and lemons.”
Or “King David, being full of internal conflict, downed a few sips of a delightfully characterful Chateau Le Feuvre, and then went home to give Queen Bathsheba a good seeing-to.”
Why not? Because maybe, just maybe, all that wine geekery doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. If it mattered, they would’ve fit it in there somehow
He’s got a point!
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Nerds splooge over BSG glossy goodness
Spreading the pages of a glossy magazine as opposed to a tv screen, Battlestar Galactica star Trisha Helfer dives into Playboy. The “sexy Cylon” appears in the latest edition of Playboy and seems fairly confident that her geek squad will follow her curves to the yet-to-be-sticky pages.
Cool eh?!
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Inappropriate Humour
From Scott Adams
A moron calls 911 and says in his moron accent, “My wife just collapsed!”
The dispatcher says, “Calm down. Where are you located?”
The man says, “I’m on the corner of Eucalyptus and Pine.”
The dispatcher asks, “How do you spell Eucalyptus?”
There’s a long pause and then the moron says, “I could drag her to Oak.”
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Birthday
Its my birthday soon (Jan 23rd) and I’ve decided that you should bake a cake for me!
Thanks!
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