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	<title>Thinking Different &#187; Humour</title>
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		<title>Mactini!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I can relate&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Merry Christmas!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Merry Christmas!]]></description>
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		<title>Mac Spoof</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christian</dc:creator>
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		<title>FOUR-FOOT DIAL SHOWS MYSTERIES</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Link (from Seth Godin) FOUR-FOOT DIAL SHOWS PHONES MYSTERIES The intricacies of using the dial telephone come easily to students at a western secretarial school, where a four-foot dial was recently rigged up to explain its mysteries. Not a dummy, the big dial actually works. It is connected with two telephones, an amplifying apparatus, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="fourfootdial" href="http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2008/04/08/four-foot-dial-shows-phones-mysteries/" target="_blank">Link</a> (from <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/typepad/sethsmainblog/~3/267623475/drop-the-dot.html">Seth Godin</a>)</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>FOUR-FOOT DIAL SHOWS PHONES MYSTERIES</strong></p>
<p>The intricacies of using the dial telephone come easily to students at a western secretarial school, where a four-foot dial was recently rigged up to explain its mysteries.</p>
<p>Not a dummy, the big dial actually works. It is connected with two telephones, an amplifying apparatus, and a loudspeaker. When the instructor dials a number, the loudspeaker reproduces, so that all may hear them, the typical sounds that will be heard; and the instructor explains to the pupils what they mean.</p></blockquote>
<p>I love it!</p>
<p>Everything new for a while&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Sabotage</title>
		<link>http://christianpayne.com.au/2008/03/14/sabotage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[see more crazy cat pics]]></description>
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see more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">crazy cat pics</a></p>
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		<title>If you suffer&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://christianpayne.com.au/2008/03/04/if-you-suffer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[loldogs are funny dog pictures!]]></description>
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<a href="http://ihasahotdog.com">loldogs are funny dog pictures!</a></p>
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		<title>Dog walks you</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christian</dc:creator>
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<a href="http://ihasahotdog.com">loldogs are funny dog pictures!</a></p>
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		<title>Baby blanket</title>
		<link>http://christianpayne.com.au/2008/02/20/baby-blanket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:43:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[moar humorous pics]]></description>
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moar <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">humorous pics</a></p>
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		<title>Is there a baritone in the house?</title>
		<link>http://christianpayne.com.au/2008/02/18/is-there-a-baritone-in-the-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 20:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From The Daily Mail&#8230; A member of a West End opera audience told today how he felt faint with nerves when he was asked to step in to sing the lead role after the star lost his voice. Paul Whelan, 38, rescued the opening- night production of Donizetti&#8217;s Lucia di Lammermoor at the English National [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=515554&amp;in_page_id=1770">The Daily Mail&#8230;</a></p>
<p>A member of a West End opera audience told today how he felt faint with nerves when he was asked to step in to sing the lead role after the star lost his voice. Paul Whelan, 38, rescued the opening- night production of Donizetti&#8217;s Lucia di Lammermoor at the English National Opera, when bass Clive Bayley, who is playing the chaplain, suffered a chest infection.</p>
<p>Mr Whelan, a bass baritone with the ENO who is appearing in Madam Butterfly, started the evening with his wife and friends in the auditorium.</p>
<p>However, shortly before the performance was due to start, casting director Paul McMurray told the audience that Mr Bayley had a chest infection but planned to &#8220;sing with difficulty&#8221;.</p>
<p>Mr Bayley battled through the first scene but was barely able to speak by the end.</p>
<p>A stage manager found Mr Whelan and asked him to cover for the next two hours. Mr Whelan said: &#8220;When they asked me to stand in I felt a bit sick and faint. I went and got a banana to eat and warmed up my voice, then got on with it. It was probably the nerves.</p>
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