Bitter Single Guy
I stumbled upon the website Bitter Single Guy.
I liked this one.
Dear Bitter Single Guy: I’m a gorgeous (sorry for being egotistical) model/actress in need of some advice. I am currently “involved” with a married guy, but because of his “television celebrity status” he wants to keep our relationship discreet. He goes through women like tissues, and although I have slept with him once before, now he refuses to see me unless it’s a threesome.
And the response?
The Bitter Single Guy is pleased that one of the Truly Beautiful people actually read his column and look to him for advice! Wow IWIA, this is a momentous moment for the BSG, so he needs just a moment to catch his breath. You’re a gorgeous model/actress and you’re “involved with” a television star?! Of course, you’re also a pathetic doormat, but hey, at least you’re gorgeous!